Went offroading today.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/09/2017 at 14:14 • Filed to: Look at that flex!

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Really puts some hair on your chest. It was intense, earth-shattering, bowel-convulsing, dirty work. But I made it all the way —

... off the pavement.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:20

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I call shenanigans! I bet the left rear is still fully on asphalt.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:21

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The closet I’ve ever come to offroading was flying down dirt lease roads in a company truck. Well, maybe it was more like rallying. The power slides made up for all the aggressive driving violations I got.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 10/09/2017 at 14:22

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Mud eroded, so I’m technically not on pavement

YO

Bytemite > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:24

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Still more offroad than crossover drivers.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:24

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Not sure you’re allowed to “YO” in a non-raised, white Taco with a cover.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:26

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How did you make it out without a winch and a light bar? You’re lucky to be alive.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 14:40

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How’d you get out of there with out a sick lift, Brosef?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 15:05

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I could have done that in my mom’s CRV.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/09/2017 at 16:26

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Your mom

Wait, that didn’t work out as I planned...

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 16:26

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You engaged 4L didn’t you.

Roundbadge > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 16:44

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I parked my Taco on wet gravel today. I thought I was hot stuff until I saw the evidence of your mud-bogging.

Dang, bro.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/09/2017 at 18:00

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